"I love you with all my boobs. I would say heart, but my boobs are bigger"
"Is it strange whenever an Emo orders a Happy Meal at the Mc Do?"
Who let the dogs out.......normally he eats them.
'I don't usually get in pictures with a girl when going out..... but when I do, I stand really close!'
1990 Nerd = 2011 Hipster
Immature = a word. Boring people use it to describe fun people.
Dear Guys, when a girl says, "I'm cold." You're not supposed to say, "me too."
"I cant clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find"
"Good girls are bad grils that never get caught"
"Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did except you."
